Roberta Pytlik
Pronouns: She/Her
Sign: Gemini (rising Cancer)
Favorite snack: soft pretzels and queso, cheese tostada
Favorite drink: coffee (black and also caramel lattes)
If everything in your house had to be one color, what color would you choose?
Does rainbow count?
Would you rather have unlimited sushi for life or unlimited tacos for life?
Tacos!
Do you have any superstitions?
I always throw salt over my left shoulder when I cook and I STRONGLY believe in not jinxing things.
What cheesy song do you have memorized?
Space Unicorn (look it up :))
What’s your biggest kitchen fail?
I made cookies that were literally see-through.
If I were a pair of shoes, what kind would I be?
Probably sparkly Birkenstocks.
Do you like “people watching” and can you come up with a story about them?
I LOVE people-watching but I don’t usually make up stories.
After you survive the apocalypse, what will your job be?
Hopefully finding all the surviving flowers and rounding up dogs and cats. And llamas.
Would you rather shoot spaghetti our of your fingers or sneeze meatballs?
Spaghetti. Sneezing meatballs made me gag.