Dr. Brian Moe
Pronouns: He/Him
Sign: Sagittarius
Favorite snack: Doritos
Favorite drink: coffee
If you could have an unlimited storage of one thing, what would it be?
Calorie-free pizza.
If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Pizza.
Do you like ‘people watching’ and can you come up with a story about them?
Always.
What is the most hilarious childhood memory you can think of?
How terrified I was by the monsters that came out at night between the house and the garage.
After you survive the apocalypse, what will your job be?
Therapist for the others who were not consumed by the nuclear heat.
If you had to become and inanimate object for a year, what object would you choose to be?
IDK man, but that’s a ...solid…. question.
You are about to get into a fight, what song comes on as your soundtrack?
Edgecrusher by Fear Factory or Calm Like a Bomb by Rage Against the Machine.
Have you ever sent a text message to the wrong person?
Oh yes, so many times.
What’s your biggest kitchen fail?
My baking skills.
If you could make a rule for a day and everyone had to follow it, what would it be?
Help out someone in need.
What mythical creature would improve the world most if it existed?
Bigfoot, clearly. Have you seen ‘Harry and the Hendersons’?
What is the craziest thing you you’ve ever done?
No comment.
What movie plot changes completely when you change one letter its title?
Independence Dab.
If everything in your house had to be one color, which color would you choose?
Black. I see a picture and I want to paint it black.
If you had a warning label, what would your say?
Not everyone’s cup of tea.
Who or where would you haunt if you were a ghost?
Janna at Resolve.
How much would someone have to pay you to eat a live spider?
Nothing. Nope.
What’s something weird that you recommend everyone tries at least once?
Sky Diving… Have I tried it? Nope. Not yet. #goals
